Look Mom, No Hands

I'm not sure why I'm doing this. Blogging that is. Just the word 'blog' conjures up images of newlyweds posting pictures of their boring wedding and new studio apartment, or college students who think their opinion actually matters and pollute the internet with their hollow points of view. As if anybody cares.

I don't expect my blog to be any different. Who will read it? Not Me!!!! It will most likely only be visited by blog stalkers. That's right, you are officially a blog stalker. You're currently engaging in internet voyeurism. You're hoping to stumble across some intimate detail about my life that due to a lack of personal contact will trick you into thinking that you know me better than you do. The truth is that if I wanted you to know intimate details about my life I would spend some actual face to face time with you.

Don't forget to bookmark my blog!! Next week I'll be sharing my ATM pin number.